Dumb Ways To Die Theory

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Introduction
HI! I'm here for a big reason, the DWTD theory!

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I'm going by order in the music video!

1. Stanley was a nice man, he loved puppies and kissed babies. He was there for everyone. Then one day, Stanley woke up to the smell of flames. HIs house was on fire! He ran to get his wife and child, finding them dead and bloody on the floor. With a broken heart, Stanley let himself burn to the death.

2.John was a very curious child. He loved exploring places. His favorite place was the zoo where his dad worked. John gave the foxes popcorn, fed the meerkats ring pops, and pinched the monkey's nipples. Then his dad opened up a new area. The bear. John loved bears. So naturally, he went to that area. John picked up a stick and poked the bear. The bear quickly ripped open John, and ate his body.

3.Billy was a tormented kid. His father beat him up every day. His mother didn't live with them. Then one night, Billy decided to go in the cupboard and get some old medicine. Billy ate the whole thing, and soon died.

4. Mordecai was on a boat alone. He was studying piranhas. Then his boat smashed into a rock. Mordecai had to swim to land. He jumped off his boat and swam. When he touched land. The deadly fish took his life.

5. Harry was a moron. He got a fork and pulled out his toast from the toaster. He died.

6.  Aika was a young girl. One day, she heard her parents talk about getting rid of her. Angry, she broke the lamp, the lamp caught fire. Aika escaped, leaving her parents forever.

7. Sid loved flying.But no one wanted to teach him. So he flew the plane himself and was killed in an explosion.

8. Larry was hungry. He ate an old pie and threw up. Also, I am skipping the ones that are very creepy...

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11. Rosa took her helmet off by accident, and her head burst.

12. Jordan was taking the clothes out of the drier. He was pushed in. A man turned on the drier.

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